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Translation (using external keyboard):
On Saturday evening, I was cleaning my laptop with nail polish remover on a q-tip. This is how I always clean the surfaces, it works pretty well. Except that this time the nail polish remover was getting low, so I tilted the bottle to wet the q-tip, and proceeded to spill a small amount onto my laptop. It worked for a little while, and then the mouse started freaking out. Eventually the mouse calmed down, but then I discoverd that my keyboard appeared to be intoxicated. Womp womp.
I've had this computer for four years, and have been considering buying a new (refurbished) one for a while. I guess this was a push in that direction. I'm trying to feel excited about a new computer, and not really angry/sad/disappointed in myself for such a stupid mistake. On the bright side, if my laptop had to suffer, at least it is pretty hilarious.